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That's right ladies and gentlemen, step right up, you can lose 20lbs in just 17 hours by eating nothing but cupcakes and uncooked ground beef!... OR NOT.

If you do lose that kind of weight, it's because something candy crush saga hack app was in that raw uncooked beef. And we hope you get medical attention. But if you think this sounds far-fetched, you might be surprised at the kinds of bizarre diets out there on the internet right now, fighting and clawing for your attention. Here are just a few:

"Juice Cleanse" - Drink and eat nothing but fresh, raw vegetable / fruit juices. This is the best diet ever conceived by companies that produce and sell electric juicers.

"Cabbage Soup Diet" - It is, very much, a diet wherein you consume cabbage soup.

"Master Cleanse" - A combination of cayenne pepper laced lemonade, salt water and herbal laxatives. It'll definitely clean you out. Eh-hem.

"HCG Diet" - If you happen to be in the mood to inject yourself repeatedly with a (now illegal) chemical component harvested from the urine of pregnant women, and which scientists claim offers no particular benefit at all and can in fact be harmful... Then this is the diet for you! (Seriously, this is a real thing, and misguided people have really done it.)

"Paleo Diet" - The theory here is that eating modern foods cooked in modern ways isn't ideal for your body - so this is how the caveman do. Meat, Veggies, Fruits, Grass, Dirt and Lice are on the menu. Grass seeds, are not.

"Mineral Wraps" - If you're familiar at all with osmosis - and if not, ask your neighborhood gardener how they deal with slugs - then you'll understand why this is a brilliant way of making someone feel like they've lost weight... For about one day.

"Raw Food Diet" - Use your imagination. Now stop using your imagination.

There are many, many more out there. Those are just some of the more popular choices right now. You can definitely go weirder - there's the old trick where you drop your fork on the floor so you wont want to eat with it anymore. That goes over well at house parties. Or the one where you wear clothes that are too small so you'll be uncomfortable and not want to eat as much. I hear that works well. Google "people seen at Walmart" for evidence of this.

So what's the deal? Which diet is right for you?

That depends. Are you serious? Do you actually want to lose significant weight and stay in shape? If not, then go for broke and do whichever diet sounds the most candy crush saga hack app. Heck, get online and tweet about it as you're doing it. That'll make you stand out from the crowd for sure!

If you ARE serious, then picking a random fad diet isn't the solution. You're not going to lose 40lbs and feel better than you ever have in your life because you bought an expensive juicer and started living on carrot puree. You might turn orange, yes. That really can happen. But it's not the way to get to where you're trying to be.